What am I supposed to do when my roommate has an adorable guy over and they are hanging out in the living room? Do I supervise? No, that's too hindering for her romantic life. MMM I'm considering just being quiet and pretending I'm asleep and if she makes any protests I will charge out of the room and punch him straight in the face and then drag his nasty body out of my room. Nooo fine I will let her get some. Wait is that... yes, yes indeed, my tiny blonde baby roommate is getting some. Sorry I'm creepin but this walls are thin and unless I make a special effort to put on my ipod I can't exactly ignore the situation! Oh they are giggling, it's going well. (Side note: getting some just means so smooching, necking, kissing, pecking. Nothing over PG rated I promise, thats why they are doing it in the living room. I assume.)
Anyhoo, this week has been weird. Like weird enough that I started saying "anyhoo" when I was feeling awkward around other people which has been frequent. Just random people suddenly being very open to me when I wasn't expecting it. And it's not like I'm a fountain of knowledge, as you would well know if you read this blog. So I just sit there and listen to problems and spit out something like "geez louise" and "shut the front door!" if I'm surprised. Then I digest and say "anyhoo" and talk about how I need to shave my legs but just don't. Like I said, weird vibe of the week.
Anyhoo. I wrote what I like to think is my best piece of writing in my entire life so far (I mean I wrote some really great stories and plays when I was younger*) for those of you interesting in Gossip Girl.
http://www.gossip-girl-episodes.com/ Just look at the author for each article and if you see Kelsea you know you are in for a treat.
*This is false. All my writing attempts to date have been just beyond pathetic and embarrassing. Just a disclaimer for myself.
No more giggling out in the living room. FINEEE I will put in my headphones now. Geez louise.
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