I disagree. If you snooze, you win. Always.

I know. It's been rough.  But I've come back and decided to make a raging comeback...


So I started the week off with an embarrassing thing.  It was my facebook status.  Did you know that you can personalize a status so that certain people can't find it?  Just found that out.  Not that I really have anything to hide but it's terrible that I can't just let people know that I say hilariously embarrassing things every other day.  The moral of the story is, if you have something slightly inappropriate to say, block your mother and grandmother.  They are always ruining my slightly inappropriate status'.:


wore a CAL sweater to the gym today with red shorts. A guy commented on my disloyalty to Utah. I pointed out my shorts are red like utah colors, then said "and my bottom half is the most important part anyways". So please, somebody lock me up and throw away the key because I say the worst things unintentionally*


It wasn't said to be dirty.  The point is, I had no idea what I was saying and the moment it came out of my lips I wanted to eat the words back up and then stuff them deep down and never say anything remotely similar again.  But I'm flawed, my forehead is breaking out (it's like hello puberty this should have happened 5 years ago.  I'm twenty!) and sometimes I scratch my nail polish off like a meth addict scratches themselves when then need more crack.  (Are they the same drug?  I've never known).  


*disclaimer: The thought was not dirty.  It was this very odd moment of maternal instinct.  I'm not sure why it was the thought that popped into my head but the idea that the bottom area is in charge of making babies and therefore life was for some reason my first thought when I was talking about my shorts.  I felt the need to point out to this male that I can carry babies and he can't.


Anyways, so all this weird stuff happened Monday and Tuesday.  Kaulin was in the same building as a shooter and I sort of threw a hissy fit when I found out.  Make no mistake, I'm the type of person that if anything had happened to him, I would hatch a very extensive "Count of Monte Cristo" like plot and seek out revenge.  That shooter would have a knife in his throat after I have finished my plan.  Sorry.  I watch Dexter sometimes.  


It got me thinking, life.  It's crazy. So I thought of some oddly deep thoughts about life:

I am not only trusted with a human life, but it’s MY human life. It is arguably the most important human life of all and I am in charge of not killing it?  How am I in charge of KEEPING MYSELF ALIVE? Can’t I appoint someone to do this for me? Also, because the topic of "how important the bottom half of me is" was vaguely in my mind I have to point out- I can’t believe I’m just allowed to walk around with these ovaries and a functioning uterus. Probably. Probably functioning.  I mean one day, I will be in charge of making a baby.  YIKES.  Also, gross.  Rest assured, this is a long time off.  


To send off I thought I should let you all enjoy my lovely text messages from my gal pal Karamea (who is currently really into Korean soap operas) :
Kara: "Korean insults are so great! They always talk about killing each other on these dramas haha"
Me: "Whaa?? I do that all the  time!!! My go to is "imma stab you in the neck with a steak knife'  I like to think I could do it too"
Kara: "Hahaha i need to incorporate that in my life!"
Me: "I mean a guy won't exactly ask you for a second date sometimes... but that might be the point"
Kara: "Hahaha yah they always say that to their bf or gfs.Oh yeah, this weekend my mum went to the jewelry shop to get her ring cleaned and in the meantime I tried on wedding rings hahaha"
Me: "Oh man I always glance over in a mall or department store hoping ill find the perfect ring.  But its like finding my perfect man.  It's probably gonna take a while and a lot more effort.".... right after I sent that one I wrote: "Wow did I really just do that? I am so freakin good at metaphors i shock myself sometimes!"
Kara: "Hahaha that is so brilliant. Come back to me!"


We laugh a lot.  We then proceeded to talk about missions and moving to London and Korea.  Oh also, best plan ever:
Kara marries a Korean prince, I marry the eligible Prince of England and we get together every week and have fabulous parties and be fabulous princesses.  It's our life goal right now.  Gonna make it happen!